20 Things Every Woman Should Do After 30

20 Things Every Woman Should Do After 30

 

The rules change every decade or so, but here are some guidelines (inspired by modern science and ancient wisdom) on everything a woman should do to get what they need for that magical post-30s era:

 

1. Whatever the fuck she wants

stealing your man

 

2. Whatever the fuck she wants

fiction brings us closer to fact

 

3. Whatever the fuck she wants

sex sells

 

4. Whatever the fuck she wants

everything in moderation including moderation

 

5. Whatever the fuck she wants

born a cynical, suspicious, 45 year old divorcée

 

6. Whatever the fuck she wants

all the world’s a stage

 

7. Whatever the fuck she wants

money talks, wealth whispers, true wealth is silent

 

8. Whatever the fuck she wants

sex is art

 

9. Whatever the fuck she wants

leopard is a neutral

 

10. Whatever the fuck she wants

Deine Augen haben die gleiche Farbe wie mein Porsche

 

11. Whatever the fuck she wants

the science of tomorrow is the supernatural of today

 

12. Whatever the fuck she wants

must be the season of the witch

 

13. Whatever the fuck she wants

the refusal to be defeated

 

14. Whatever the fuck she wants

a good balance of Jekyll and Hyde

 

15. Whatever the fuck she wants

there is no such thing as algebra

 

16. Whatever the fuck she wants

the signature of all things

 

17. Whatever the fuck she wants

karma is a bitch

 

18. Whatever the fuck she wants

the cosmic serpent

 

19. Whatever the fuck she wants

imagine all the people

 

20. Whatever the fuck she wants

that’s all

 

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