The rules change every decade or so, but here are some guidelines (inspired by modern science and ancient wisdom) on everything a woman should do to get what they need for that magical post-30s era
1. Whatever the fuck she wants
stealing your man
2. Whatever the fuck she wants
fiction brings us closer to fact
3. Whatever the fuck she wants
sex sells
4. Whatever the fuck she wants
everything in moderation including moderation
5. Whatever the fuck she wants
born a cynical, suspicious, 45 year old divorcée
6. Whatever the fuck she wants
all the world’s a stage
7. Whatever the fuck she wants
money talks, wealth whispers, true wealth is silent
8. Whatever the fuck she wants
sex is art
9. Whatever the fuck she wants
leopard is a neutral
10. Whatever the fuck she wants
Deine Augen haben die gleiche Farbe wie mein Porsche
11. Whatever the fuck she wants
the science of tomorrow is the supernatural of today
12. Whatever the fuck she wants
must be the season of the witch
13. Whatever the fuck she wants
the refusal to be defeated
14. Whatever the fuck she wants
a good balance of Jekyll and Hyde
15. Whatever the fuck she wants
there is no such thing as algebra
16. Whatever the fuck she wants
the signature of all things
17. Whatever the fuck she wants
the darker the berry the sweeter the juice
18. Whatever the fuck she wants
the cosmic serpent
19. Whatever the fuck she wants
imagine all the people
20. Whatever the fuck she wants
that’s all
